1. AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY.
> > Self-explanatory
> >
> > 2. TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE.
> > Not very generous
> >
> > 3. BIG HAT, NO CATTLE.
> > All talk and no action
> >
> > 4. WE'VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN'T SHOOK YET.
> > We've made a brief acquaintance but have not been formally
> > introduced.
> >
> > 5. HE THINKS THE SUN CAME UP JUST TO HEAR HIM CROW.
> > He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
> >
> > 6. IT'S SO DRY THE TREES ARE BRIBIN' THE DOGS.
> > We really could use a little rain around here.
> >
> > 7. JUST BECAUSE A CHICKEN HAS WINGS DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN FLY.
> > Appearances can be deceptive.
> >
> > 8. THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
> > I've been around awhile.
> >
> > 9. HE LOOKS LIKE THE DOG'S BEEN KEEPIN' HIM UNDER THE PORCH.
> > Not the most handsome of men.
> >
> > 10. THEY ATE SUPPER BEFORE THEY SAID GRACE.
> > Living in sin.
> >
> > 11. WE'RE IN TALL COTTON.
> > Things are going well
> >
> > 12. AS FULL OF WIND AS A CORN-EATIN' HORSE.
> > Rather prone to boasting.
> >
> > 13. YOU CAN PUT YOUR BOOTS IN THE OVEN BUT THAT
> > DON'T MAKE THEM BISCUITS.
> > You can say whatever you want about something, but it doesn't
> > change what it is.